Ever stay up late at night, wondering which public schools in Virginia are the most isolated? No, of course you haven't, because most of y'all are normal. But for whackos like myself, these are the things we wonder about while decent folk slumber. So, here they are, the winners of the geographical "Maytag Repairman" awards. I used the driving distances as supplied by Google Earth, without checking to see if there might be a shorter route. Also, it should go without saying that only schools in Virginia were taken into account; a few of these schools might have shorter drives to schools in other states.
Most Isolated From Nearest School In Any Other Class
Class 6: Franklin County - 20.8 miles to Cave Spring (Class 3).
Class 5: Halifax County - 27.4 miles to Dan River (Class 2).
Class 4: Louisa County - 20.6 miles to Spotsylvania (Class 3).
Class 3: Patrick County - 27.7 miles to Magna Vista (Class 3).
Class 2: Ridgeview - 23.6 miles to Eastside (Class 1).
Class 1: Highland (non-football playing) - 32.5 miles to Bath County (Class 1).
Sussex Central - 26.2 miles to Southampton (Class 3).
Most Isolated From Nearest School In Same Class
Class 6: Franklin County - 143 miles to Cosby.
Class 5: Halifax County - 93.5 miles to Patrick Henry (Roanoke).
Class 4: Dinwiddie - 46 miles to Monacan.
Class 3: Abingdon - 98.5 miles to Christiansburg.
Class 2: George Mason - 57.9 miles to Clarke County.
Class 1: Northampton - 76.6 miles to Windsor (nearest Class 1 football-playing school with complete VHSL schedule).
Northampton - 57 miles to Chincoteague (nearest Class 1 football-playing school).
Chincoteague - 57 miles to Northampton.
Highland wins the coveted Golden Hermit award as the overall most isolated school in the state. Patrick County is the most isolated school that has football - or in their case, rumored to have football. It's hilarious to think of George Mason (Falls Church), smack dab in the middle of one of the most densely populated areas in the country, as "isolated" in any sense. And how about poor ol' Franklin County? Almost 150 miles to the nearest school their size. Halifax, like its namesake, is pretty much on an island too, both in distance to any neighbor at all, and distance to the closest school in their class.
I don't know if there are any conclusions to be drawn from this information. Of all the schools listed, only Dinwiddie can come close to claiming consistent success in football, over the long term; a few of the others have certainly had their moments. And Clintwood and Haysi, which came together to form Ridgeview, were both pretty consistent before consolidation. Perhaps its telling that the schools that are furthest from any neighbors either don't have football, or play a limited schedule: Highland, Chincoteague, Rappahannock County, for example. Of course, those schools all have very low enrollments, as well, which is often (but not always) a characteristic of the isolated rural school.
I suppose if anything, we can conclude that while a greater degree of isolation doesn't preclude football success, it certainly can't be viewed as a positive factor toward that end.
Most Isolated From Nearest School In Any Other Class
Class 6: Franklin County - 20.8 miles to Cave Spring (Class 3).
Class 5: Halifax County - 27.4 miles to Dan River (Class 2).
Class 4: Louisa County - 20.6 miles to Spotsylvania (Class 3).
Class 3: Patrick County - 27.7 miles to Magna Vista (Class 3).
Class 2: Ridgeview - 23.6 miles to Eastside (Class 1).
Class 1: Highland (non-football playing) - 32.5 miles to Bath County (Class 1).
Sussex Central - 26.2 miles to Southampton (Class 3).
Most Isolated From Nearest School In Same Class
Class 6: Franklin County - 143 miles to Cosby.
Class 5: Halifax County - 93.5 miles to Patrick Henry (Roanoke).
Class 4: Dinwiddie - 46 miles to Monacan.
Class 3: Abingdon - 98.5 miles to Christiansburg.
Class 2: George Mason - 57.9 miles to Clarke County.
Class 1: Northampton - 76.6 miles to Windsor (nearest Class 1 football-playing school with complete VHSL schedule).
Northampton - 57 miles to Chincoteague (nearest Class 1 football-playing school).
Chincoteague - 57 miles to Northampton.
Highland wins the coveted Golden Hermit award as the overall most isolated school in the state. Patrick County is the most isolated school that has football - or in their case, rumored to have football. It's hilarious to think of George Mason (Falls Church), smack dab in the middle of one of the most densely populated areas in the country, as "isolated" in any sense. And how about poor ol' Franklin County? Almost 150 miles to the nearest school their size. Halifax, like its namesake, is pretty much on an island too, both in distance to any neighbor at all, and distance to the closest school in their class.
I don't know if there are any conclusions to be drawn from this information. Of all the schools listed, only Dinwiddie can come close to claiming consistent success in football, over the long term; a few of the others have certainly had their moments. And Clintwood and Haysi, which came together to form Ridgeview, were both pretty consistent before consolidation. Perhaps its telling that the schools that are furthest from any neighbors either don't have football, or play a limited schedule: Highland, Chincoteague, Rappahannock County, for example. Of course, those schools all have very low enrollments, as well, which is often (but not always) a characteristic of the isolated rural school.
I suppose if anything, we can conclude that while a greater degree of isolation doesn't preclude football success, it certainly can't be viewed as a positive factor toward that end.
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