A couple of years ago, when we traveled to Thomas Dale, they refused to allow cowbells into the stadium. Well, since our primary booster club is called "The Cow Bell Boosters", this went over like a lead balloon.
Of course, they did it again this year. And, so did Monacan.
Someone was raising Caine about this and I stopped them. I said, "do you know how many people are killed with cow bells every year?"
If you don't count the dead in the Great Chicago Fire that Mrs. O'Leary's crazy "bell wearing" cow started, then the total is..., well exactly zero.
Get real, Chesterfield County. If cow bells were such a problem, don't you think that virtually every locality would bar them. Oh yeah, fingernail clippers, too. You could shank somebody with a weapon like that! Don't you know? But not a 3" long ignition key for a Toyota?
I know women with nails that could slice your head off with one fell swoop. Maybe we should have a nail length regulation? If they still wanted to get in, offer them the chance to trim their nails with the confiscated nail clippers.
What ever happened to common sense?
Of course, they did it again this year. And, so did Monacan.
Someone was raising Caine about this and I stopped them. I said, "do you know how many people are killed with cow bells every year?"
If you don't count the dead in the Great Chicago Fire that Mrs. O'Leary's crazy "bell wearing" cow started, then the total is..., well exactly zero.
Get real, Chesterfield County. If cow bells were such a problem, don't you think that virtually every locality would bar them. Oh yeah, fingernail clippers, too. You could shank somebody with a weapon like that! Don't you know? But not a 3" long ignition key for a Toyota?
I know women with nails that could slice your head off with one fell swoop. Maybe we should have a nail length regulation? If they still wanted to get in, offer them the chance to trim their nails with the confiscated nail clippers.
What ever happened to common sense?